When teenager Cassie Gellar moves to the quirky seaside town of Horn-Horn, she is quickly swept up in its never-ending oddball dramas — and finds a mysterious boy hiding in the woods with magical powers.

Careful what you wish for…

Careful what you wish for...

Careful what you wish for...

BOOK #1

When teen loner Cassie Gellar moves to the coastal town of Horn-Horn, she hopes to make some real friends. She is growing tired of her siblings: snobby older sister Annie, and gay younger brother Brendan.



However, after her first day at Horn-Horn High-High, she gets lost in the local woods and stumbles across a little boy named Zag, who is shackled to a strange, clay head. Cassie sneaks Zag home and learns that he is no ordinary boy — he is a ‘Child of Crux’: a magical orphan with the ability to grant wishes.

With this new source of power hiding in her wardrobe, Cassie quickly finds herself falling head first down an unexpected rabbit-hole as she uncovers
the shocking truth about the mysterious seaside town she now calls home.



What is so special about Horn-Horn?

It's always somebody else's fault

It's always somebody else's fault

BOOK #2

Cassie Gellar is very excited.

Horn-Horn High-High is reopening its doors. With the refurbished school comes an array of new students, teachers, and a particularly unflattering uniform.

Meanwhile, convicted murderer Steak & Kidney Pete has escaped from prison, putting the entire town on edge. Insisting Cassie is connected to the case, a visitor from Danube further complicates things by confiscating Zag, and sends Cassie back in time to Horn-Horn during the 1950's.

Full of its trademark twisted humour and dark fantasy,
Horn-Horn, Cracked’ is 'so mind-bending, you'll piss yourself'.

It's the most dangerous time of the year...

It's the most dangerous time of the year...

BOOK #3

It's Christmastime in Horn-Horn!

However, all is not well in the Gellar household. As two uninvited guests come to stay for the holidays, Cassie realises she needs to get a job.

Meanwhile, Chloe and Candice find themselves trapped in a possibly haunted hotel, JT's private life is exposed, Hayley becomes homeless, and someone or something appears to be stalking the three Gellar siblings.

On top of this, Horn-Horn High-High has been selected by a popular television program to host a special charity Zeppelin ride... Which lucky students will get to go?

As compelling as ever, 'Stars Above Horn-Horn' revs its engines and embarks on yet another whacky and supernatural adventure sure to keep you guessing until the very end!

Special Edition Hardback

with Dust Jacket

Books 1-3

Listen to the official Horn-Horn soundtrack!

Music composed for the series by Tommy Lellan

Reviews for

‘THE HORN-HORN SERIES’

“One of the most mind-bending fantasy stories I've ever read!”

- Marina Levy, Goodreads

“I see huge things for this series and I can't wait for the next one.”

- Jesse Elliot, Amazon.com

“The f***ing bee’s knees.”

- Tamara, Goodreads

“Super weird and dark.”

-Cho Gellar, Goodreads

“… it’s a breath of fresh air in a time when many books follow cookie cutter plot-lines.”

-Brian Gates, Amazon.com

“Too friggin’ funny. It reads like a classic novel. The narrator has such a witty elegance to her voice of reason in this whacky setting, you can't help relate to every woe she suffers.”

- Lucianne Neptuna, Goodreads

“Getting Beetlejuice vibes! I engulfed this in two days, then went back and reread it all again. There are heaps of clues in this novel that blew my mind the second time. It’s funny and scary all in one.”

- Jackie Perotta, Goodreads

“I’ve long been an avid avoider of the comical in novels. Horn-Horn changes that, as the genre is firmly set in the absurd. I’d recommend for people who love the rebellious in nature, and who love their modern stories doused in an array of intense, sometimes scary, supernatural.”

- Malwina Ricohard, Goodreads

“Very addictive, couldn’t put it down! Need to know what happens next.”

- Emma Moore, Amazon.com

“This book was magic. What made it more exciting was Cassie’s take on things. Seeing it from her perspective was hilarious because her observations and quit-witted thoughts didn’t leave a single chapter which did not make me laugh.”

-Alex Murakami, Alextheshadowgirl

“This is the funniest book series I’ve ever read.”

-Callan Murphy, Goodreads

“This gorgeous book is so well-crafted I found myself laughing in disbelief at what was happening. Reminded me of a Hitchcock thriller.”

-Lammi, Goodreads.com

“One of the most unique and engaging books I’ve read in a long time! It’s part teenager-moving-to-a-new-place, and part pure fantasy. The two aspects blend together beautifully, and make for a fascinating read.”

- Emily, Goodreads

“This was the strangest book; I just couldn’t put it down!

- Merry Chapman, Goodreads

READ THIS BOOK, THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY YOU WILL REGRET IT.”

-Ceara, Goodreads

“… reminded me of an iceberg, how you can only see the tip. But underneath is this huge entity. It’s frighteningly adventurous and mind-bending. Best of all, it never loses steam.”

-Bradley Dean, Amazon.com